Mainly posts of insanity, but sometimes clarity, from an English Graduate and extraordinarily talented egotist and beleaguered optimist.

There might be some gay stuff from time to time too, just so you know; you've been warned.

Also, rough snippets of crap I've been writing.

16th February 2012

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animalstalkinginallcaps: RIGHT? GARY GOT IT FOR ME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. NORMALLY HE DOESN’T HAVE A ROMANTIC BONE IN HIS BODY. I THINK IT’S THE ACTIVIA. HE STARTED EATING MINE IN THE MORNINGS AND NOW HE GOES THROUGH A CASE EVERY THREE OR FOUR DAYS. HE’S SO FULL OF BIFIDUS REGULARIS HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PLANET HE’S ON. IT’S CRAZY. WE EVEN HAD S-E-X, AND YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE THAT HAPPENED.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

RIGHT? GARY GOT IT FOR ME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY.

I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. NORMALLY HE DOESN’T HAVE A ROMANTIC BONE IN HIS BODY. I THINK IT’S THE ACTIVIA. HE STARTED EATING MINE IN THE MORNINGS AND NOW HE GOES THROUGH A CASE EVERY THREE OR FOUR DAYS. HE’S SO FULL OF BIFIDUS REGULARIS HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PLANET HE’S ON.

IT’S CRAZY. WE EVEN HAD S-E-X, AND YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE THAT HAPPENED.

Source: animalstalkinginallcaps

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