Terra Firma: Archive

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So, this year turned out to be a mixed bag in the...

I gained new friends, had some outlandishly good experiences, and focused my goals going forward into next year. But I also lost what was possibly most important to me, and for a long time I was ruined. I still feel the loss from time to time. 2011, you redeemed yourself towards the end, but I will not mourn you. Happy New Year, everybody!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Remember. Poison sockets are full of poison

Switch them off.

Dec 30th

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Are there self flushing toilets?

If there are, have they considered the slogan “Cisterns are doin’ it for themselves”?

Dec 30th

Anyone else read the stuff from Thatcher's...

chrismcmahon: The stuff about Liverpool and Trident and many more. Because I’m confused as to how anyone with an ounce of humanity can be a Conservative. By supporting or voting for them you are literally saying, “I am a greedy selfish cunt who cares about themselves and I probably look like a massive twat. Please, strangle me to death because you will be doing the world a favour.” Also...

Dec 30th

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chrismcmahon replied to your post:

God favours the side with the best artillery. I think that’s right. Take note Peter. Thanks, Napoleon. Although I agree.

Dec 29th

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I'm on a Total War Multiplayer losing streak

It’s actually vaguely depressing me.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Been a bit quiet in here, haven't I?

Yeah. That happens from time to time. Been a bit busy what with Christmas and actually being social for once in my life. I’m putting together a ‘How 2011 was mostly the shittest year on record’ blog post, so that’ll liven the place up a bit. It’ll also be a ‘Why I’m not going to let 2012 be a bigger piece of shit and in fact be quite good’ post, so...

Dec 28th

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If I got one of those botched implant jobs I would...

This is how you rejuvenate the Daily News blog? This!? Bravo. You cunt. Bravo.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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“Women have every right to do what the fuck ever they want with anything inside...”

– Greg Proops on abortion (via jitterybugjitterbug) Hero.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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I downloaded so many free classics for my...

I probably have more digital books now than physical ones, and I have LOTS of physical books. Lots.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Welled up at Doctor Who. Goddamnit. How pathetic.

Dec 25th

Inevitably, I think of you today

The first Christmas in four years I haven’t woken up and called you, told you I loved you, asked if you liked my gift, wanted to be with you. I had a great Christmas this year, with lots of family and warmth and good times, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t say that somewhere, a little bit, I missed you being mine today. I loved you once, so much, and I’ll miss spending this...

Dec 25th

Everyone is getting a Kindle this year

Including me. BOOYAH! Happy Christmas, y’all!

Dec 25th

I don't mean to brag

But I’ve nailed my hair today. Oh yeah. Spot on. That is one finely crafted barnet, I do say. Merry Christmas, followers!

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Hero gave to...

zeldaproblems: linkmakingfaces: Twelve songs for playin’, Eleven tears for grabbin’, Ten heart containers, Nine creepy dungeons, Eight instruments soundin’, Seven captured maidens, Six sage medallions, FIIIIIIIIIVE GRATITUDE CRYSTAAAAAAAAAALS!!! Four Sword clones, Three more days, Two charts to go, And a kiss for Tumblr under the mistletoe! <3 Merry...

Dec 24th

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